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Reports from the road as our troop flits down I-70 toward SCOTUS.

Tenth Stop — Arlington National Cemetery (Stop 1)

The LORD works in mysterious ways, His wonders to perform.  He killed the soldier being honored at Arlington National Cemetery, and we do Him (the LORD, not the carcass) honor by working our schedule and using our resources to attend … Continue reading

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Ninth Stop — Trinity High School, Washington PA

Wow, what a glorious opportunity, two big high schools with thousands of students to preach to all in one trip!  How blessed are we!?! Another great opportunity presented itself to preach to the uneducated, God-hating youth of the nation, and … Continue reading

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Eighth Stop — Wheeling Jesuit University, Wheeling VA

Wow.  You Catholics actually create schools to teach these perverts how to be perverts?  That’s really sad.  We couldn’t resist stopping to preach to the Catholic school of pedophile indoctrination. The LORD provided us a glorious location.  We have coined … Continue reading

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Seventh Stop — Ohio State University

When you preach the Truth to a doomed generation, you have to make sure you’re covering as many segments of that generation as you can.  How could we do our job properly if we didn’t have at least one major … Continue reading

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Sixth Stop — Meadowdale High, Dayton, OH

You’re in the last moments of raising one of, if not the very last generation of american children.  You’re raising them for the devil and hell.  We know, because we see these brats every day.  How could we NOT make … Continue reading

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