Daily Archives: April 10, 2013

Funicello’s Fiery End

Thank God for requiring the soul of Annette Funicello! Annette Funicello, beloved Disney star and teeny-bop movie star of the fifties and sixties, died Monday from complications stemming from multiple sclerosis. She was 70.  Godsmack! Funicello was universally loved even though … Continue reading

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Texas Sized Curses

Thank God for Texas Stabber! Dylan Quick, 20, is charged with stabbing 15 people Tuesday at Lone Star College-Cy Fair.  For nearly a decade Dylan has been attending activities on campus. Godsmack! You have broken the moral compasses of this … Continue reading

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Adulterer Margaret Thatcher

Thank God for requiring the soul of Margaret Thatcher! Margaret Thatcher, who has died following a stroke, was one of the most influential political figures of the 20th Century. Godsmack!  Margaret Thatcher was one of the loudest teachers of sin … Continue reading

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Great Woe!

Thank God for four year old shooter! TOMS RIVER, N.J. — A six-year-old boy who was accidentally shot in the head by a four-year-old playmate has died from his wounds, authorities said Tuesday night. Godsmack!  You hate your kids.  That … Continue reading

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Great Woe!

Thank God for four year old shooter! TOMS RIVER, N.J. — A six-year-old boy who was accidentally shot in the head by a four-year-old playmate has died from his wounds, authorities said Tuesday night. Godsmack!  You hate your kids.  That … Continue reading

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Great Woe!

Thank God for six year old shooter! TOMS RIVER, N.J. — A six-year-old boy who was accidentally shot in the head by a four-year-old playmate has died from his wounds, authorities said Tuesday night. Godsmack!  You hate your kids.  That … Continue reading

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