Thank God for burn bans!
You tried to burn down Westboro Baptist Church; you brought fire on your heads.
Thus saith the Lord GOD; Woe to the bloody city! I will…make the pile for fire great. Heap on wood, kindle the fire, consume the flesh…spice it well…let the bones be burned…set it empty upon the coals thereof, that the brass of it may be hot, and…burn…that the filthiness of it may be molten in it…the scum of it may be consumed. She hath wearied herself with lies…her great scum went not forth out of her: her scum shall be in the fire. In thy filthiness is lewdness: because I have purged thee, and thou wast not purged, thou shalt not be purged from thy filthiness any more, till I have caused my fury to rest upon thee. Ezekiel 24:9-13