Monthly Archives: April 2012

Fags Declare Their Sin As Sodom, They Hide It Not

WBC – I’d like to know more about your church. Would you mind stating exactly what you church believes? Is it alright if I join? I’m a homosexual in the army. My father died during 9/11. Thank you for your … Continue reading

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Hand Sanitizer Vodka

THANK GOD FOR HAND SANITIZER – THE NEW VODKA FOR TEENS! Teenagers are using this stuff to get high.  Drinking 2 oz. is like drinking 3 oz. of 80-proof tequila. GodSmack! God gave you these children and told you how … Continue reading

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Crash And Burn

THANK GOD 3 PGR TRAITORS WERE INJURED IN A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT IN OKLAHOMA! All 3 are reserve officers from Pottawatomie County; all were participating in a funeral procession.  Their injuries were not life-threatening, but their status as PGR members and … Continue reading

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Don’t Say Gay?

THANK GOD THE “DON’T SAY GAY” BILL IS A HOT ISSUE IN MISSOURI. This is rich!  Missouri’s legislature is considering a bill that would ban teachers and students from discussing homosexual issues in schools.  Of course, the fags are having … Continue reading

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U.K. Is Cursed!

PRAISE GOD!  U.K. IS IN ANOTHER RECESSION! Britain’s economy declined for the second straight quarter in a sign that the nation has entered a recession for the second time in four years. GodSmack! In those same four years, WBC members … Continue reading

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Great Balls of Fire!

THANK GOD FOR THE MINIVAN-SIZED METEOR THAT FELL OVER CALIFORNIA AND NEVADA. The meteor weighed about 154,300 pounds, and disintegrated before hitting the ground.  Its fireball was visible in the daytime.  An adumbration of great things to come upon this … Continue reading

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