Monthly Archives: April 2012

Fags Declare Their Sin As Sodom, They Hide It Not

WBC – I’d like to know more about your church. Would you mind stating exactly what you church believes? Is it alright if I join? I’m a homosexual in the army. My father died during 9/11. Thank you for your … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Comments Off on Fags Declare Their Sin As Sodom, They Hide It Not

Hand Sanitizer Vodka

THANK GOD FOR HAND SANITIZER – THE NEW VODKA FOR TEENS! Teenagers are using this stuff to get high.  Drinking 2 oz. is like drinking 3 oz. of 80-proof tequila. GodSmack! God gave you these children and told you how … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Comments Off on Hand Sanitizer Vodka

Crash And Burn

THANK GOD 3 PGR TRAITORS WERE INJURED IN A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT IN OKLAHOMA! All 3 are reserve officers from Pottawatomie County; all were participating in a funeral procession.  Their injuries were not life-threatening, but their status as PGR members and … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Comments Off on Crash And Burn

Don’t Say Gay?

THANK GOD THE “DON’T SAY GAY” BILL IS A HOT ISSUE IN MISSOURI. This is rich!  Missouri’s legislature is considering a bill that would ban teachers and students from discussing homosexual issues in schools.  Of course, the fags are having … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Comments Off on Don’t Say Gay?

U.K. Is Cursed!

PRAISE GOD!  U.K. IS IN ANOTHER RECESSION! Britain’s economy declined for the second straight quarter in a sign that the nation has entered a recession for the second time in four years. GodSmack! In those same four years, WBC members … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Comments Off on U.K. Is Cursed!

Great Balls of Fire!

THANK GOD FOR THE MINIVAN-SIZED METEOR THAT FELL OVER CALIFORNIA AND NEVADA. The meteor weighed about 154,300 pounds, and disintegrated before hitting the ground.  Its fireball was visible in the daytime.  An adumbration of great things to come upon this … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Comments Off on Great Balls of Fire!

Mad Cow Scare

THANK GOD FOR MAD COW DISEASE IN CALIFORNIA! The nation’s fourth case of “mad cow disease” was found in a dairy cow.  Don’t worry; it’s not transmitted in the milk.  Or is it? GodSmack! God can come up with a … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Comments Off on Mad Cow Scare

Media vs. Scouts

PRAISE GOD!  BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA FIRED DYKE PACK LEADER. Boy Scouts ban sodomites from being members or serving as leaders.  This dyke is being glorified by the Fag Media (CNN, specifically) for fighting back.  So-called unbiased reporter says, “What … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Comments Off on Media vs. Scouts

Mama Stabs Baby

THANK GOD AN INFANT WAS STABBED IN BALTIMORE SOCIAL SERVICES BUILDING! The 8-month-old’s mother stabbed her in the chest and neck; the child is in stable condition; the mother’s in custody. GodSmack! Baltimore, MD, is the venue where this doomed … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Comments Off on Mama Stabs Baby

Oh, Marine Love!

AMAZING! MARINE STABS AND KILLS ANOTHER MARINE IN D.C. This murder occurred after a bar fight across the street from the Marine Barracks.  (Marines from these barracks serve as guards at the White House, etc., in Washington.)  There was a verbal … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Comments Off on Oh, Marine Love!