Monthly Archives: February 2012

Whirlwind Sent To Illinois!

HALLELUJAH!  GOD SENT AN F-4 TORNADO RIPPING THROUGH HARRISBURG, IL – 6 CONFIRMED DEAD SO FAR! Behold, the whirlwind of the LORD goeth forth with fury, a continuing whirlwind: it shall fall with pain upon the head of the wicked.  … Continue reading

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Davy Jones Summonsed!

PRAISE GOD FOR KILLING UK SINGER, DAVY JONES! Davy received his summons from the Great King this morning! But God said unto him, Thou fool, this night thy soul shall be required of thee: then whose shall those things be, … Continue reading

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Coast Guard Down!

THANK GOD!  1 COAST GUARD MEMBER DEAD, 3 MISSING AFTER HELICOPTER CRASHES IN ALABAMA! “Our thoughts and prayers are with the families of the crew members during this difficult time”, press release said. Shut up, brutes!  God doesn’t hear your … Continue reading

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Ohio School Shooting

PRAISE GOD FOR SENDING THE SHOOTER TO A HIGH SCHOOL IN OHIO – 1 DEAD, 4 INJURED! “This stuff doesn’t happen here.” “We’re not that kind of place where it happens, so it’s really shocking.”  School administrators cancelled school, brought … Continue reading

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Phelps Law Workin’?

THANK GOD FOR 3 DEAD FROM A TRAIN CRASH IN CANADA! Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?  Surely … Continue reading

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Mark GET Set, STOP!

Praise God! He put a big wet blanket on NASCAR’s IDOL! MEDIA shouting: Rain Delays Daytona 500!  http://www.usatoday.com/sports/motor/nascar/story/2012-02-26/Daytona-500-postponed-by-rain/53257710/1 GodSmack! Perhaps you should not keep flipping God off, and driving your cars at #WBC members, and lying about the fact that … Continue reading

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