Monthly Archives: October 2011

Pittsburg State University Came To Visit With Questions. We Had Answers. OMG Did We Have Answers.

Social Scientist Wannabes came from Pittsburg State University (from Pittsburg, Kansas) recently with some questions. We had a pleasant time with them (they did their best to remain detached–rots of ruck; it’s hard to deal with sharp threshing instruments all … Continue reading

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Kansas Silo Spolsion!

God is destroying DOOMED america’s food reserves, one silo at a time! Headline Reads: 3 dead after grain elevator explosion.   Read for yourself: http://bit.ly/tEGrgG GodSmack Kansas Rebels You think you can enable fags, harass God-fearing WBC members, and get a … Continue reading

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East Coast Snowstorm Rocks

Thank God for sending East Coast Snowstorm, killing 3. 84 year old killed by fallen tree limb while napping in recliner; one by traffic accident; one electrocuted by power line downed by high winds & snow.  2.3 million homes without … Continue reading

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Topeka = Satan’s Seat

Thank God Topeka a/k/a Satan’s Seat held its first Zombie Preparedness Day.   Perfect way to spend the day in the seat of Satan.  Every step taken by brutes of Topeka, Kansas confirms this is the seat of Satan.  Washburn Ichabods … Continue reading

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Perverts Fill California

THANK GOD!  CALIFORNIA’S AUDITORS FOUND 1,000 STATE-LICENSED FACILITIES MATCHED SEX OFFENDERS’ ADDRESSES! 677 of those matches were foster and group homes for children.  State workers whine about costs for housing foster children growing dramatically.  Tell it to the Judge!  When … Continue reading

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Reprobate Nebraskan Parents

PRAISE GOD!  WE SEE THE FACE OF NEBRASKA BRUTES! Four adults were arrested after four children were found living in squalor, with two of them allegedly housed in a wire animal kennel in Lincoln County,NE.  They were charged with child … Continue reading

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The Missouri Shooter

HALLELUJAH!  GOD SENT THE SHOOTER TO MISSOURI’S STREETS!  A man was shot to death inside his home, and two others were taken to the hospital for gunshot wounds.  They are paying for the sins of Missouri!  GodSmack! It’s dangerous to … Continue reading

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You Are Still Alive: NOW Is The Time To Repent

  Hello, I am a reporter from a local newspaper (Northwestern Illinois region). I would like to request an interview at the soonest of your convenience. A written interview would be just fine, I just have some questions for the respectable members … Continue reading

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A Fag Repenting Is Unlikely

WBC- If someone committed sin such as homosexuality is there a way to flee that and become straight or is that the end of that persons life? Doesnt the bible say that you are held accountable for the knowledge you … Continue reading

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Fags Can’t Repent

Dear Westboro Church, I am currently living a homosexual lifestyle, and I saw some of your signs on TV not too long ago. I have been on the fence about God and Jesus, but a friend of mine who goes … Continue reading

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