Daily Archives: February 21, 2011

Government Shut Down

PRAISE GOD! DOOMED aMERICANS CONTEMPLATE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN! A very real possibility if Congress doesn’t pass a budget resolution by March 4th – the deadline set when they couldn’t pass a budget last year. What … Continue reading

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California Bus Crash

THANK GOD FOR MORE DEAD CHILDREN IN CALIFORNIA! Headline: 2 dead, more than 20 hurt in church bus collision on snowy embankment Crews spent several hours getting trapped passengers out of the bus, which hit a tree and pole as … Continue reading

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No Moral Authority

PRAISE GOD! FAG COUPLE WAS DENIED ENTRY INTO THE CREATION MUSEUM IN KENTUCKY! No entrance and no refund for tickets. Museum said promotional material was clear the event about Christian marriage (which the Bible teaches is between a man and … Continue reading

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Alabama Tree Worshippers

THANK GOD THEY ARE WORSHIPPING TREES IN ALABAMA! Hundreds of Auburn University fans rallied under beloved oak trees, hoping that they would not die from the poisonous herbicide a 62-year-old disgruntled fan doused them with. Even rival school fans are … Continue reading

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Georgia Teens Shot

HALLELUJAH! GOD SENT THE SHOOTER TO SUBURBAN ATLANTA, GA! Man opened fire at a party, injuring 5 teens Saturday night. Descriptions of the gunman are so varied that it is difficult to narrow the lists of suspects. GodSmack! Delusion and … Continue reading

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