Daily Archives: February 15, 2011

CBS Correspondent Assaulted

PRAISE GOD! A CBS CORRESPONDENT WAS ASSAULTED IN EGYPT! She was covering a celebration for a story when a frenzied mob of c. 200 people surrounded her, beating and sexually assaulting her. GodSmack! The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth … Continue reading

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Blind Billy Ray

THANK GOD! BILLY RAY CYRUS CONFESSED HIS SINS BEFORE GOD AND EVERYONE! He blames Hannah Montana for ruining his family. “I should have been a better parent. I didn’t know the ball was out of bounds until it was way … Continue reading

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King Beast Time

HIDE YOUR CASH, HIDE YOUR BOSS, HIDE YOUR POLICEMAN TOO! EVERYBODY PROTESTS IN EGYPT! BeastObama: “governments in the Middle East must recognize ‘hunger for freedom’” GodSmack! God will put it in their hearts to fulfill all his will! And he … Continue reading

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Shake Shake Shake

PRAISE GOD, THE EARTH SHAKES! Per the promise from the mouth of Christ our King, Earthquake-Report 2/15/11 Indonesia 6.1; Washington State 4.3; Taiwan 5.7. Lu 21:11 And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful … Continue reading

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Nasty Playboy Water

Thank you God of EVERYTHING for sending the bacteria or WORM to Hugh Heffner’s hot tub! Headline: Bacteria That Grows In Hot Tubs Linked To Playboy Mansion! GodSmack! WBC has told Hugh (don’t lie Hugh, you know we’ve told you) … Continue reading

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NY Big Sleazy

THANK GOD SOMEONE IN THE MEDIA AT LEAST RECOGNIZES NEW YORK IS THE “BIG SLEAZY” Five NY politicians became embroiled in nationally embarrassing sex scandals since 2008. “All took the oath of office and ignored their marital vows.” They were … Continue reading

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