Daily Archives: January 3, 2011

Lazy City Workers?!

MORE GOODNESS FROM OUR FAITHFUL GOD FROM THE NY BLIZZARD! Investigators are looking into reports that four sanitation supervisors assigned to clean up after last week’s monster blizzard instead bought beer and sat in their car. Rumors have swirled that … Continue reading

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Ohio Matricide Curse

THANK GOD FOR THE 10-YEAR-OLD BOY WHO SHOT HIS MOTHER DEAD IN OHIO! He went to the neighbor’s house and said he just shot his mother. His 46-year-old mother was found dead in their home with one shot to the … Continue reading

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Republican Efforts Futile

OMG-House Republicans are forcing a vote January 12 on two-page GOP plan to repeal Obama-care. LMAO! All the pundits are buzzing, and the nation is left reeling. GodSmack! Hello? Is this thing on?! You aren’t going to fix a doggone … Continue reading

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Dead Pentagon Official

You’ll never guess what Delaware officials found in landfill New Year’s Eve-dead body of high-level former Pentagon official! GodSmack! He worked for Reagan and both Bushes; was West Point and other fancy stuff; and headed the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Fund-high … Continue reading

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Fairfax Fag Bar

Washington Post did fluffy story about first fag bar in Fairfax County. That makes two, they coo, in northern Virginia, and this in a community featured in 100-best-places-to-raise-your-family-oh my, aren’t we enlightened. The fags are just so happy at this … Continue reading

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Catholic Conspiracy? Duh!

PRAISE GOD FOR ADDITIONAL EVIDENCE OF CATHOLIC COVER-UP OF PRIESTS RAPING CHILDREN! Headline: German Church Abuse Study Implicates Priests A new report found that more than 250 priests and clerical staff were implicated in abusing children over a 64-year period … Continue reading

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Police Punching Problem

THANK GOD A POLICE CHIEF IN SANFORD, FLORIDA WAS OUSTED TODAY BECAUSE OF HIS MISHANDLING OF ACCUSATIONS THAT POLICE LIEUTENANT’S SON PUNCHED A HOMELESS MAN. A bystander taped the December 4 incident, which was aired by a CNN affiliate. The … Continue reading

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Snakes Seal Deal

DELUSIONAL CAMBODIAN VILLAGE FOOLS WILL MARRY TWO PYTHONS. WHY? THE FORTUNE-TELLER SAID IT WILL BRING BAD LUCK IF THEY DON’T! http://www.torontosun.com/news/weird/2011/01/03/16741826.html The Son of God spoke of these days, and he said it would be like it was before the … Continue reading

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Obey, Then Sleep

HOW PERFECT! GOD HAS SENT THEM STRONG DELUSIONS! The head of Huffington Post, as reported by the Huffington Post, says the key to success: more sleep! GodSmack! No, Arianna Huffington, the key is OBEY! You careless, God-hating, WBC-vilifying, adulterous fool. … Continue reading

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Fatal Fish Smack

PRAISE GOD! HIS PROMISES ENDURE TO THE END! They have signs abounding for all the world to see, in Evil Arkansas. Now reports of over 100,000 drum fish washing up on the shores of that state. GodSmack! God is warning … Continue reading

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