Daily Archives: December 24, 2010

GodSmack: Hypocrite Veterans

THANK GOD VETERANS AND ACTIVE DUTY MILITARY PERSONNEL ARE PROTESTING PLAN TO OPEN MILITARY TO HOMOSEXUALS! A lieutenant colonel is requesting he be relieved of the command of his squadron due to the new policy, based upon his personal beliefs … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Connecting Dots

THANK GOD!  7 PEOPLE SHOT, 3 FATALLY, IN NEWARK, NJ! Two incidents within a few blocks.  Gunman approached victims, opened fire for no apparent reason.  Last month, the city laid off 163 police officers (13% of force).  Connection? GodSmack! This … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Voodoo Kills

PRAISE GOD!  HATIANS ARE KILLING THE VOODOO PRIESTS, BLAMING THEM FOR CHOLERA EPIDEMIC! At least 45 priests killed; many being hacked to death and mutilated by machetes.  Voodoo is recognized and protected by the constitution as one of Haiti’s main … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Whiny Muslims

Did you forget Islam is a false religion founded by a raping pedophile? Organization of the Islamic Conference (OIC)-57-member inter-governmental organization of “collective voice of the Muslim world”-each year presses for “defamation of religions” resolution at the United Nations. Like … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Season’s Deaths

THANK GOD PARENTS AND 2 CHILDREN FOUND DEAD IN MERIDIAN, MISSISSIPPI HOME! Christmas – The most wonderful time of the year for . GODSMACKS! Father shot and killed his wife, their 2 children, and then himself.  All were up-close shots, … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Sprouting Salmonella

THANK GOD FOR MULTI-STATE SALMONELLA OUTBREAK AT JIMMY JOHNS RESTAURANTS! 89 cases in 15 states+D.C.  The culprit is the sprouts!  Stop giving God’s glory to the sprouts, dummies! For mine own sake, even for mine own sake, will I do … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Dumbass Army

ONE-FOURTH OF NEWLY-GRADUATED ARMY APPLICANTS CAN’T PASS ENTRANCE EXAM.  Only bar lower than third-world nations is doomed-american military-you can’t pass that either!  “Education Trust” report says this paints grim picture of education system producing graduates who can’t answer basic math, … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Destruction’s Inevitable

VP Biden announces “the country is evolving” and “gay marriage” is INEVITABLE!  GodSmack! Get it done people!  What’s taking so long!  Faux-Christians slapped the mat already!  They’re screeching “Uncle!”  White flag is up!  They forfeited moral authority with raping priests … Continue reading

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GodSmack: O’Reilly O’Coals

Bill O’Reilly knows this nation is doomed.  His “coal in their stockings” column-impotently whining about WBC’s preachments on dead-soldier-worship-shows he knows about the coals!  GodSmack! He spake unto the man clothed with linen, and said, Go in between the wheels, … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Doomed Beasts

The Beast is all puffed up!  God is preparing him for world doom! The media is crowing about his swashbuckling-from-shellacking in seven weeks, because he pushed through DADT-repeal (and other useless legislation).  (Beast/media know military getting raped/sodomized-they wanted to make … Continue reading

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