Daily Archives: December 7, 2010

GodSmack: Harbor Harbinger

THANK GOD FOR THE SUSPICIOUS SUITCASE AT THE PEARL HARBOR VISITOR CENTER IN HAWAII! As this nation of idolaters gathers to worship themselves at the Pearl Harbor exhibit, God visits you with terror.  Magormissabib!  And I will set my face … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Edwards in Hell!

THANK GOD WHO AVENGES HIS NAME!  ELIZABETH EDWARDS IS IN HELL! Elizabeth Edwards trusted in status and money, but NOT God.  God blessed her with two children.  She corrupted them from the womb.  She refused to teach them God’s law.  … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Divorce Day

PRAISE GOD!  IRAN‘S DIVORCE RATE IS STIRRING FEARS OF A SOCIETY IN CRISIS! “Marriage Day” was renamed “No Divorce Day”.  1 in 7 marriages ends in divorce.  It’s a “crisis” and a “national threat”.  The cause:  a growing godlessness among … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Suit Ring

THANK GOD WESTERN MISSOURI CHURCH COUNTER-SUED THE VICTIM’S PARENTS IN SEX ABUSE CASE! Youth pastor pleads guilty to statutory sodomy of a child.  Victim sues the church.  Church sues victim’s parents, claiming negligence in caring for their child – leaving … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Avenging Fire

THANK GOD FOR THE FIRE THAT DESTROYED HISTORIC BUILDINGS IN BALTIMORE’S RED-LIGHT DISTRICT! Five-alarm blaze engulfed four buildings as more than 150 firefighters battled the flames.  Among the businesses damaged:  Lust Nightclub and Gayety Show World bookstore. And I will … Continue reading

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