Monthly Archives: December 2010

GodSmack: Waters Rising

THANK GOD FOR THE FLOOD IN AUSTRALIA THAT IS LARGER THAN FRANCE AND GERMANY COMBINED! 200,000 people, and over half of Queensland’s 715,305 square miles is affected by relentless flooding. “This is without a doubt a tragedy on an unprecedented … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Hidden Power

GOD SENT KILLER STORMS! ALL PRAISE, HONOR AND GLORY BELONGETH TO HIM! Six Arkansans killed, countless houses destroyed, power outages! The rebel zone that has impudently, brazenly flipped off God and tried to stop his people…Missouri, Iowa, Illinois… GodSmack! Behold, … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Cancer Clusters

THANK GOD FOR THE MYSTERIOUS OHIO CANCER CLUSTERS THAT HAVE SICKENED DOZENS OF CHILDREN AND KILLED 3! Since 1996, 35 children have been diagnosed with brain tumors, leukemia, lymphoma and other cancers – all within a 12-mile wide circle by … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Censorship Crackdown

PRAISE GOD! CHINA SHUTS DOWN 60,000 PORN SITES AND ARRESTS 5,000 IN MASSIVE CENSORSHIP CRACKDOWN! Beijing is running a highly publicized drive against lewd online content which it claims is overwhelming the country’s internet and mobile phones and threatening the … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Missouri Slobs

Yo, Missouri, a state now world famous for persecuting the saints of God Almighty. You have passed unconstitutional laws and spent millions paying lawyers to try to stop the preachments of Westboro Baptist Church. How’s that working out for you, … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Pinned Up

An Amish man has died after he was pinned under his buggy in rural Canton, Missouri. Amish are phony false-religionists, and Missouri is a rebel state hated by God. Twofer-GodSmack! When Balaam tried to curse God’s people, en route he … Continue reading

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