Daily Archives: August 22, 2010

GodSmack: Un-Edible Eggs

THANK GOD FOR THE INCREDIBLE UN-EDIBLE EGGS! Headline:  Additional millions of eggs added to previous 380 million-egg recall GodSmack! There are currently two egg recalls ongoing due to Salmonella contamination, effecting eggs shipped to 14 states, from Iowa (where they … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Tennessee Flooding

THANK GOD FOR FLOODING IN TENNESSEE! Days of drenching rain caused flooding, stranded homeowners/drivers, washed out roads and forced a freight train off its tracks.  Store-owner hit by flooding in May, said “that was supposed to be a once in … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Pain Management

THANK GOD FOR IED’S THAT JUST KEEP GIVING! Headline:  JIEDDO Assists with the Joint U.S. Military Pain Management Task Force Pain management kits use high-definition ultrasound machines to insert peripheral catheters and deliver regional anesthesia to a targeted nerve to … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Hungry Bears

PRAISE GOD!  THERE ARE HUNGRY BEARS IN YELLOWSTONE! Their favorite food, whitebark pine cones, is scarce due to beetles, who survived warm winters, decimating high-altitude trees.  God did that!  Two fatal maulings so far. GodSmack! I will also send wild … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Madly Wet!

THANK GOD THE WORLD HATES DOOMED aMERICA! Headline: Pakistani flood victims’ anger at US Pakistan received another GodSmack, and turned their anger on america. “We’re doing so much to help the United States in the war on terrorism. Now we’re … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Drink Deep!

Thank God for four more dead doomed-american troops! This rebel nation is pushing away the cup; God’s servants are pushing it back.  Drink! Four more dead troops in desolate Afghanistan–they died for your sins!  GodSmack! You will never win these … Continue reading

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