GodSmack: Bodies Found

THANK GOD!  THEY FOUND THE MISSING BODIES FROM ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY! 

God sent lazy brutes to deal with violent brutes’ dead bodies!  So when lazy brutes were told to move violent dead brutes from one burial place to another, lazy brutes moved only the headstones and left the bodies under the earth.  Now, the place where the bodies lay is called a dog park!  CNN says “all good!” except for dog poop!  WRONG rebels!

GodSmack!

How many ways must God tell you NOT WORSHIP THE DEAD?!

Thus saith the LORD, Enter not into the house of mourning, neither go to lament nor bemoan them: for I have taken away my peace from this people, saith the LORD, even lovingkindness and mercies. Both the great and the small shall die in this land: they shall not be buried, neither shall men lament for them…Jeremiah 16:5-6

God’s perfect work!  Believe God, obey!

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