Daily Archives: August 17, 2010

THANK GOD OBAMA’S MILITARY KEEPS POKING NORTH KOREA IN THE EYE! Doomed-america and South Korea kicked off 11-day military drill to counter North Korean threats.  North Korea promised “merciless counterblow to the US imperialists.”  Meanwhile, President Lee Myung-bak of South … Continue reading →

THANK GOD SHRIMPERS IN THE GULF ARE NERVOUS TO GO BACK TO WORK! Feds authorized shrimping in Louisiana Monday (8/16) but unthankful-never-satisfied-fishermen don’t trust feds (or are getting paid more by BP to chase oil), so they’re feuding.  One oily-smelling … Continue reading →

THANK GOD BIG-MOUTH PANDERING REPUBLICANS ARE ENRAGING MUSLIMS WORLD-WIDE! Mindless mouths running out of the Republican party-people claiming to be Christian-decrying the Muslim community center site two blocks from 911-World-Trade-Center smackin’ (where 300 Muslims were killed)-underscore to Muslims worldwide phony … Continue reading →

THANK GOD 60 DEAD IN IRAQ FROM SUICIDE BOMB OUTSIDE MILITARY RECRUITMENT CENTER! Iraq’s an ancient barbaric, violent, corrupt, idolatrous civilization.  It only exists today to fulfill a sovereign God’s will, by dragging this disobedient nation into war, leading to … Continue reading →

THANK GOD CHINA’S BUILDING ITS MILITARY STRENGTH, AND TELLING DOOMED-AMERICA TO JUMP-IN-A-LAKE! China has built its modern-military to the strongest cruise missile program in the world, deploying a high-tech-class of nuclear-powered submarines.  With sights on global interests and the world’s … Continue reading →

THANK GOD!  THEY FOUND THE MISSING BODIES FROM ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY!  God sent lazy brutes to deal with violent brutes’ dead bodies!  So when lazy brutes were told to move violent dead brutes from one burial place to another, lazy … Continue reading →