Daily Archives: May 21, 2010

GodSmack: Plane Crash

THANK GOD FOR VISITING INDIA AGAIN TODAY – WITH A DEADLY PLANE CRASH! Plane carrying 165 passengers – including 4 infants – went down; maybe 5 or 6 survived. GodSmack!  On the heels of yesterday’s cyclone! You learned nothing!  God … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Salmonella Sprouts

PRAISE THE FATHER OF MERCY FOR THE SALMONELLA OUTBREAK IN DOOMED AMERICA! Headline:  Salmonella outbreak in 10 states prompts sprouts recall GodSmack! There is no end to the ways God will deal with this rebellious house now that he has … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Harvey Milk

THANK GOD THAT DOOMED aMERICA HAS BECOME SODOM! Headline:  Cities across the USA to observe Harvey Milk Day Only California has an official Harvey Milk Day, but 26 cities in 20 states will hold rallies/events to honor this dead fag … Continue reading

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GodSmack: OK Hail

THANK GOD FOR THE OKLAHOMA HAIL STORM! Oklahoma (home of the Weasel-dork) has led the charge against God’s chosen messengers.  Now God speaks to you directly with the pounding hail storm, vicious Oklahoma! GodSmack!  Adumbrations of the final destruction of … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Worthless Art!

THANK GOD FOR THE THIEVES!  TEE-HEE, THE PICASSO WILL SOON BE WORTHLESS!  WHEN THIS LAND SINKS INTO THE OCEAN SHORTLY, IT WILL BE McGONE! GodSmack! greedy brutes! You think if you have some crap hanging on the walls that you … Continue reading

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GodSmack: No Jobs!

THANK GOD COLLEGE GRADUATES HAVE NO JOBS! Since 2007 the number with jobs upon college graduation has been cut in half!  Unemployment for 20-24-year-olds is twice the full population.  The 2010 graduates are competing for jobs with unemployed 2009 graduates. … Continue reading

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