Daily Archives: May 8, 2010

GodSmack: No Hope

THANK GOD FOR TOTAL INSTABILITY IN DOOMED american ECONOMY AND JOBS!  Headline:  Unemployment rate edges up to 9.9% GodSmack! You thought to get total agreement that you can make God go away.  The road to destruction is paved with just … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Ferry Nice!

THANK GOD!  NEW YORK FAIRY FERRY DASHED INTO THE DOCK:  60+ INJURED 10 SERIOUS! GodSmack! Thankfully crybaby Brian Williams doesn’t work Saturdays, getting his national news squall on: “New York has had enough, they can’t take any more!”  Whining to … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Magical Albinos

THANK GOD!  IN AFRICA ALBINOS ARE MAGICAL!  AWKWARD-PANDA!  GOD’S GLORIOUS CURSE! Headline:  Albino mother, 5-year-old boy killed for body parts in Burundi GodSmack! God’s perfect curse of delusions are upon Africa’s people, who murdered Matthew and shed the blood of … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Exalting Fags

THANK GOD!  THE NATIONS ARE LINING UP NICELY, EXALTING THE FAGS! Headline:  Lithuania’s first gay pride parade turns to violence GodSmack!  The end of your disobedience requires that fags run things!  Righteous judgment! Rejoice little lambs, lift up your heads, … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Pouting Penn

THANK GOD PERVERT SEAN PENN IS IN A SNIT ABOUT DYING HAITIANS! Penn is a celebrated pervert of this generation.  He smugly brags about playing fag Harvey Milk, and slanders the flock of slaughter-because he loves sin and hates his … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Running NYers

THANK GOD!  DOOMED america IS RUNNING WHEN NO ONE IS CHASING THEM! New York is evacuating everything in sight because of water bottles and things going bump in the night! GodSmack!  Beautiful!  God is true and every man a liar! … Continue reading

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