Monthly Archives: February 2010

GodSmack: Earthquake Smackdown

THANK GOD FOR THE MANY EARTHQUAKES!  CHRIST IS COMING! CHILE-8.8; SUMATRA-5.0; CHINA-5.1; MEXICO-IRAN-NEPAL-PHILIPPINES; ASSAM-4.0; NICARAGUA-5.9 GodSmack!    God-Hates-The-World!  Chile’s earthquake is 1,000 times stronger than Haiti’s!  President of Chile:  STATE OF CATASTROPHE!  Felt from Japan-Argentina!  Tsunami warnings issued!  PRAISE YE … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Wichita Gangs

THANK GOD FOR THE GANG-SLAIN 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL IN WICHITA, KANSAS!  Kevin-Jennings-(of-feces-eating-fame)-minions teach high-school-students to be violent, vulgar, hedonistic thugs and sluts.  Creator:  Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Berkeley Rioting

THANK GOD FOR THE VIOLENT-RAGING-RIOTING BERKELEY STUDENTS. UC Berkeley (like all Doomed-american colleges) fills classrooms with perverted-pompous-overpaid-pseudo-professors to teach snot-nosed rebels how to sin.  Friday (2/26), students protesting budget cuts turned violent, and fueled by anger and alcohol, spilled into … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Growing Pains

THANK GOD FOR THE DEAD ACTOR IN VANCOUVER, CANADA!  Now he knows “Growing Pains!”    PRAISE GOD!!   WTH people? Say it with me now, GOD HATES CANADA!  STAY AWAY FROM THERE!    GodSmack!  To the words, rebels:   And … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Escaped Murderer!

THANK GOD FOR THE ESCAPING MURDERER IN BALTIMORE.  Baltimore hooked arms with the brutish Doomed-american armed forces and tried to snuff out the Church of the Lord Jesus Christ.  Fool’s errand.  Christ: Upon this rock I will build my church; … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Bloody Cops

THANK GOD FOR THE SHOOTER!  LONG-BEACH CALIFORNIA COPS LOOK WHAT YOU DID!    We told the faithless-oath-breaking cops of Long Beach that there would be many sorrows upon their law enforcement brothers because of their crimes against that sweet seven … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Snowmegedon Revisited!

THANK GOD FOR SNOWMEGEDON CAUSING LOST JOBS!   GodSmack!  Who could write that trickle-down/secondary-GodSmack-goodness!    You don’t have the goods to fight with God!  He mocks and laughs at you!    He that dasheth in pieces is come up before … Continue reading

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GodSmack: College Rape

THANK GOD THAT 1 OUT OF 5 DOOMED-aMERICAN-SIMPLE-SLUTS-IN-COLLEGE GETS RAPED!   Your “boys-to-men” rape your college-simple-sluts and whores.  What a classy bunch!    GodSmack!   You raised your daughters to be drunken, simple-sluts, so shut your mouth if they are … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Hard Days

THANK GOD FOR DEAD SOLDIERS FROM “HARD-LANDINGS-IN-THE-CHOPPER!”  Really?    The Captain and Chief-Warrant Officer had a hard landing day.   GodSmack!   Inasmuch as the battle belongs to God, you have NO IDEA how many ways he will kill you.  … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Only Girls!

THANK GOD FOR THE ROGUE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF MARYLAND PUSHING FAG-MARRIAGE IN GOD’S FACE!   GOD HATES MARYLAND!  Your FIRST piece of evidence:  God has taken your men!  None left, just girly-men with NO obedience to God at all, just … Continue reading

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