Daily Archives: February 21, 2010

GodSmack: 911 Confusion

THANK GOD FOR THE 911 OPERATORS SENDING FAITHLESS OATH-BREAKING COPS/FIREFIGHTERS TO THE WRONG ADDRESSES.  PEOPLE are DYING!  GodSmack Rebels!  PRAISE GOD! You ask over and over again:  What Went Wrong?  Wah!  WHY!?  HOW!?  Answer:  YOU FORGOT GOD!  You forgot your … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Pennsylvania Snow

THANK GOD FOR THE SNOW-STORMS SMACKING PENNSYLVANIA, COLLAPSING ROOFS AND GENERALLY MAKING THE INHABITANTS MISERABLE. GodSmack! The state-worker-bimbo used your office supplies to make a sign announcing the Pennsylvania-State-Religion:  We Hate WBC! God was watching.  Pennsylvania passed laws to suppress … Continue reading

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GodSmack: California Toxicity

THANK GOD FOR THE TOXIC CLOUD HOVERING ABOVE CALIFORNIA.  Today, near Bakersfield, CA, a train derailed, caught fire, and as a fitting metaphor of the miasma of confusion and lies created by that state’s leaders (religious and otherwise), a toxic … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Army Helicopters

america’s been GodSmacked With Dumb-Ass Army Helicopter pilots who do not know how to land their aircraft.  The 4,337th and 4,338th american donkeys killed in Iraq crashed with “no enemy forces or hostile fire” on the horizon.  How does this … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Google Boondoggle

THANK GOD FOR “DIVERSE” CHINESE HACKERS ATTACKING GOOGLE.  Jesus said clearly that one of the things that must happen before the quickly-dawning Terrible Day is that “this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a … Continue reading

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GodSmack: American’s Doubt

THANK GOD FOR DOOMED-AMERICANS’ FAILING CONFIDENCE IN THEIR GOVERNMENT! The glory is departed from this nation.  Your “leaders” and “preachers” aggressively militantly proactively cast it away.  You indulge every sort of filth imaginable, and are puffed-up-prancing-perverts all the while. Woe … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Florida Trains

THANK GOD FOR 3 GIRLS KILLED BY A TRAIN IN FLORIDA!  You hate your children in Florida. We’ve come to you in 27 distinct trips, warning you, stop passing your children thru the fires of your burning lust.  Q: Your … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Portuguese Mudslide

THANK GOD FOR PORTUGUESE MUDSLIDE KILLING 40!  Portugal lets fags marry.  What do the words say again, which change not?  Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination, Lev. 18:22. If a man also lie with … Continue reading

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