Daily Archives: February 17, 2010

GodSmack: Toyota

THANK GOD FOR THE MILLIONS OF TOYOTA CARS THAT HAVE BEEN GodSmacked IN VIOLENT DOOMED AMERICA!  You messed with our cars!  God messes with your cars!  When will you learn?  You bombed us with an IED!  God uses your IED … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Worthless Watchmen

THANK GOD FOR THE FOOLS THAT KEEP THE WATCH!  You dumb-ass-rebels, if GOD hates you, the crazy man with fake credentials WILL get with your wittle vice pres.  GodSmack!  God is no longer keeping the Doomed american house, instead He … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Monopoly Money

THANK GOD FOR MORE MONOPOLY MONEY!  Antichrist Obama will build Nuclear Power Plants which go BOOM when God causes the land to shake-quake-quiver and spew, producing projectile-rebels in the day God appointed to drop you like a Millstone into the … Continue reading

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GodSmack: FaceBook Outage

THANK GOD FOR POWER OUTAGE WHEN PLANE CRASHED IN PALO ALTO!  GodSmack FaceBook!  Doomed americans provoke their children to wrath!  Children Peter Pan into trains!  WBC connects your dots.  Rebels use FaceBook to hook up mischief.  Palo Alto rebels scream:  … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Military Collapse

THANK GOD FOR COLLAPSING ROOF AT MASSACHUSETTS MILITARY RESERVATION BASE!  GodSmack!!  God hates Massachusetts.  Remember fag marriage?.  Remember that law you passed hoping to stop: FAG MARRIAGE=DEAD SOLDIERS?  Now God drops buildings.  To the words rebels: Ec 8:11  Because sentence … Continue reading

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GodSmack: Palo Alto Crash

THANK GOD FOR THE PLANE CRASH IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA – HOME OF THE CHILD-EATING PARENTS!   WBC faithfuls came to Palo Alto to show you that your daily lies about God cause your children to jump to their death-by-train.  … Continue reading

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